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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 3:56 am
Barrack Hussien Obama’s Base Camp issues Fatwah on the New Yorker cartoon
Yesterday Barrack Hussien Obama Passes The Quadent Health Care Bill with Ayman al Zawahiri
Director of Change Management
Al Qaeda Industries Worldwide, Inc.
Here are some of the benefit increases;
BENEFITS AND YOU
Like many organizations, Qaedant is searching for ways to contain the spiraling cost of associate health care benefits. Working with our insurance provider Mutual of Yemen, we have created a new custom healthcare benefits package for associates that will help cap rising expenses on a forward basis. Starting August 1, this plan will institute a new $2000 copay for outpatient dismemberment services and psychiatric care. The new plan will also cap the number of dependent wives covered, and eliminates the dental record identification benefit. Details are covered in the attached form.
While team health benefits will be scaled back, we will be offsetting these changes with enhancements to associate retirement plans. For example, I am pleased to announce an exciting new 90-virgin paradise pension package, representing a 25% increase in virgins over our previous plan. Please see your local imam for details.
DIVERSITY DAY
Everyone is invited to Qaedant’s first annual Diversity Celebration Fair Wednesday morning at Cave 11-B. Find out how the world’s ever-increasing diversity provides a growing strategic opportunity for us to blow up infidels of every color and orientation. HR Team Leader Hassan Abdullah will discuss how Qaedant is expanding martyrdom job search to recruit from traditionally-underserved groups, such as unwilling women and 8-year old retards. See you at the Fair!
Here is the full story
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/07/the-q-is-for-qu.html