The Online Obamabot Police now hiring

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28 Responses to The Online Obamabot Police now hiring

  1. Frosteetoes

    Isn’t that the cop from the Village People?

  2. Fishleg

    No, Frosteetoes, that’s stophate’s midnight rider.

  3. An Affirmative Action Agency. (if you’re half black or Muslim decent or had a mother who was a whore)

    LOL@ mother who was a whore.

    BHussein’s father was a man-whore. How many “Obamas” are there floating around anyway.

    Too many.

  4. Common Hypnotism

    She wasn’t a whore, she didn’t even get paid. She was just a community hole.

    Pig.

  5. Nothing beats an easy lay with low standards!

  6. stophate

    Danger B you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself.

  7. I’m never hard on myself. I’m made of awesome. You must have missed the first half of our conversation.

    We don’t hold it against you though, Julio. We know it’s rough on you – working those four hour shifts at McDonalds wondering “why oh why can’t I get another job. Where’s MY benefits”. Life can be rough on a person with a double digits I.Q. – such as yourself. “Ding! fries are done.”

    Your existence is actually rather amusing.

  8. stophate

    Lets see how amusing it is when Larry is in prison again.

  9. kristy

    well phosphate its like this…

    your upset and protesting because Larry is collecting $30 on something that you havent seen the results on…

    we are upset and protesting because oboi has spent OVER a trillion dollars on something that We havent see any results on.

    a trillion by far out weighs $30

    but quoting the classic ozombie “can’t you just give him a chance?”

    see how it works both ways… only difference is…

    you bitch about $30 you believe is taken…

    We are angry for over a trillion dollars being stolen. “among many other reasons”

    now, answer Frosteetoes simple questions being you were the one who claimed to be a vet from the military, and then cough up that map.

  10. stophate

    I have actually seen the results of Larry taking $30 a piece for a book he promised would be delivered in January. He took it from a bunch of people and delivered nothing. Nothing to strange about that.

  11. kristy

    I have actually seen the results of oboi hijacking the national treasury on promises he never delivered on “called bail outs”

    Larry didn’t TAKE anything, people freely gave the money

    obitch did TAKE from the people

    nothing strange about that

    now answer Frosteetoes questions and cough up that map

  12. Frosteetoes

    Stophater is fucking obsessed with Larry Sinclair. He’s like using this site as a third party to stalk him. Dude, your nucking futz. Get over him and http://www.moveon.org

  13. kristy

    he sure is obsessed with Larry.

    makes ya wonder if he wishes he was the one to of had homosexual relations with obitch and upset because Larry beat him to it?

  14. Frosteetoes

    He wants to lick the chocolate lolly, mmmmm, mmmm, good!

  15. live oak

    Stophate wants to felch Larry with a straw.

  16. Fishleg

    Moveon.org!
    You’re killin’ me over here!!
    Oh, man that shit is funny!

  17. stophate

    i george traces right back to the Larry Sinclair website. LOL coward

  18. kristy

    stophate makes claims he was in the US military and now a vet and to afraid to answer simple questions asked of him to back those claims up while running away trying desperately to change the subject which is well known as the Red Herring fallacy, a type of AD HOC

    LOL coward

  19. stophate

    I am still waiting for you to post your full name, current street address and phone number so I can make sure you get the information you requested ? Surely you are not afraid to do that.

  20. Fishleg

    Uhhh….you can’t join until you are 18, phosphate. Wait a couple years and maybe they’ll let you in.
    You can, however, get into the ROTC.

  21. stophate

    ROTC is a college program. JROTC is the program for kids in high school nimrod. Now Larry, where is the money you took for merchandise you sold on your website and never delivered ?

  22. Fishleg

    Well, it would take a high-schooler to tell me that…thanks. I’m old and don’t know these things.
    Now, Barry, where’s your proof that you are a natural born citizen, and eligible to occupy OUR White House?

  23. By Julio’s logic – he’d have to be out of highschool to be in ROTC. He’s not eligible because we all know he’s some sixteen year little twit with a strange obsession with a man named Larry Sinclair.

    Do they still have that “Don’t ask – Don’t tell” thing going? There might be hope for you yet, Julio. However, I don’t think you should quit your McJob just yet.

  24. kristy

    ya blew your chance deuce.

    you had every chance and was clearly stated…

    #1. publicly answer here

    or…

    #2. give your full info publicly here as so one can contact you

    being your the one who claims he had nothing to hide.

    you are now exposed to be the biggest pussy in existance being you did exactly what I expected

    you claimed not to fear answering questions, yet you run away

    you had nothing to hide, but want to hide this public conversation in private by begging for my phone number

    your a coward deuce

    a spineless, gutless, pathetic, sniveling little coward lol

  25. stophate

    Kristy aka Larry Sinclair,
    I guess you don’t really want me to make sure you get the information. Where is the money you took for the merchandise you sold on your website and never delivered ?

  26. kristy

    thats your choice deuce.

    you had your two options and you failed to even come close meeting either.

    this makes you a spineless gutless coward

    end of conversation, you lose deuce :)

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