Former Oil Worker Says Cleanup Just For Show
By Bill Riales
“GULF SHORES, Alabama – Former oil clean-up worker Candi Warren says she signed up to make a difference, but soon found out the work of cleaning the beaches was all cosmetic. That’s what she was told, she says.
Warren says she knew that when crews worked during the day, the tide and surf buried oil overnight. But they were forbidden to dig it up. She quit in disgust three weeks ago despite the $18 per hour pay.
She said she was told to only clean the surface of the sand, that this is all cosmetic. She was on a crew at Gulf State Park where tourists go. She says it has priority so as to make it look like the beaches are clean.
Warren says she believes money is being wasted on the crews and says “At some point the real clean-up will have to begin, but I’m afraid the money will be gone.”
She used a shovel and dug down six, eight, maybe twelve inches into the sand to show us the layers of oil close to the shoreline.”
FLORIDA FROM THE RIGHT SIDE
I am the person who destroyed Christmas because I used two extension cords in my yard for security lights. That’s right, I placed two security lights in my trees that have now become a violation of the law, in the perverted city of St. Petersburg, FL. It is now illegal, according to the city of St. Petersburg to have Christmas lights attached and/or powered by the use of any extension cord. The Christian that stole Christmas and made it a crime, unless you purchase permits for said uses for every placement of lighting and power cords. The city of St. Petersburg is located in the mid-west coast of Florida between Sarasota and Clearwater.
Over 50% of the homeowners are under water on their mortgages, including me, of course, and most of the houses have lost 50% of their market value in just the last two years. (Still falling in the market value as I write) What a paradise to retire in your old age. The cities invite and promote globally that they have the largest gay pride parade in all of Florida, even bigger than Key West. We are so proud of this. 90% of the area tourists are invited from socialist and communist countries.
Welcome to our oily beaches, have fun, no sun tanning oil required. No need to bring your boats and fishing tackle, the fish are already leaving so we can make room for more gay parades, bars and of course, we have some great hotels. No need to worry, our local government just can’t get enough of socialism and the Christians are being attacked every day. In fact, we almost hold the record of being #4 as the most violent city per population in America. Watch out, Chicago, we are fast tracking your way.
No more Christmas, that’s right, no more Christmas in St. Petersburg. We are no long using trained medical workers and private ambulance companies. Hell, no, they take you to the good hospitals. No, we have discovered that fire rescue, that’s right, tax-paid employees, SEIU firefighters are our choice. They know how to put the fire out and they know which are the best government-run hospitals. Why do I know this? Because the fire rescue is your government. You only need to pay your taxes on time in the great city of St. Petersburg or they will come for you too.
The other night, one of our neighbors slapped his girlfriend and we had over 30 police units respond. After several hours, the man’s dog stopped barking and you know the rest. Welcome to the anti-gun city of St. Petersburg, FL. Welcome to the Obama world.
The third most polluted beached of treated city sewage & waste in all of Florida, Tampa holds second place, but we think that WE should be number one because their bay dumps right on our beaches, with every out going tide. And let’s not forget the oil, guys. Proud resident of St. Petersburg, FL.
We are proud to say we are a diverse city, the affirmative actions of Presidents Kennedy and Johnson from the 60s and 70s are alive and well, come one, come all, we have no job openings at this time. But you will be considered if you meet all progressive college and degree requirements. We practice the RICO acts and pride ourselves on being one of the most northern born, Progressive heritages, diverse in communism and Marxism and socialist beliefs. If you are Southern-born and adhere to the belief that Dixie was right, well then, we welcome you too, to our police state and the western paradise coastal areas of Florida. Our jails are never full, we have some of the most up-to-date FEMA camps in all of central Florida.
In fact, we invite you to slap your wife, girlfriend, child or pet. Nothing like a good ole family argument to take your guns for life. Drink, smoke (but not cigarettes), have fun, visit our sunny beaches, well, sometimes when they are not spraying those pesky chemical trails for global warming. We pride our community on the best bike trails in Florida. No need to drive your car, for we are closing automobile lanes everyday to make more room for those healthy progressives who always wake and ride in front of your car so they too can retire wealthy and healthy. In fact, we have convenient personal claims lawyers as displayed on all our government-owned park facilities and city buses. Our local tent cities have been moved to the country. We do not give these small people money or food on our street corners. In fact, it is illegal. So remember feeding the local birds and small people will be dealt with just as we do with Christmas. Don’t, forget our Muslim pilot training programs, we offer life time flight training, we make history.
Thanks to our local Coast Guard base. We will assure you that they are patrolling off our beaches 24/7. And should they find any of the recent oil slicks from the largest Gulf oil spill and disaster in history, they spray toxic dispersants and hover very low over the water to break up the oil slick finds so the people cannot see them anymore. Remember that old great saying “What you don’t see can’t hurt you.”
Our government of Florida says come on down, the water is just fine. And don’t believe what you do not see on national TV. Come on “guys” everyone has a little oil in their driveways. We hear it is great for your bowl flushing needs. Think green. I hear our beaches are getting greener and greener under ultraviolet lighting at night.
Be happy, “Stop Hate”.
We pride ourselves on being the 46th most pro-gun state in American; in fact, we love to take your guns