Transcript of Obama’s First Press Conference

Hello,

I won. uhhhh, uuuuuuuuuh, uhhhh, uhhhh, uuuuuuuuuh, uhhhh, uhhhh, uuuuuuuuuh, uhhhh, uhhhh, uuuuuuuuuh, uhhhh,

uhhhhhhh, uhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhh,

uhhhhhhhhhh,

uhhhhhhhhhh,

uhhhhhhhhhh,

wait wait wait no hard questions, I WON

uhhhhhhhhhh,

The Angry Muslim Face

Happy Friday the 13th, dude is fucking scary looking

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26 responses to “Transcript of Obama’s First Press Conference

  1. nawanawanga

    LOL yup that about nails it.
    I saw Yahoo even was critical of his lying, “There’s absolutely no pork”…

  2. JC

    Can we say….suckers!!! LOL

  3. JC

    Is it me or does “the one” seem like all the color is washing outta him…

  4. “Mr. President, We have some concerns about the spendin…..”

    “I won. I will trump you on that”

    “Mr. President, I have a question about job creation and preservation..”

    “I uh, uh, um, uh, I, let me make one thing clear, uh, uh, um, I won. I will trump you on that”

    “Mr. President, many Americans have expressed their concerns about passing massive debt on to our children and our future grand childr..”

    “Look… uh, uh, I, uh, what I want to, uh, I won. I will trump you on that”

    JC> I noticed the same thing. He was a lot darker when he was a kid – but as he got older his skin colour lightened. Wonder if he’s pals with Jacko.

  5. JC

    I think I will start calling him Mr. Potato Head…brown on the outside…empty/hollow on the inside…

    MMM…he really does look like a Mr. Potato Head…has a nice ring to it…President Potato Head…LOL

  6. Haha. New! The angry Muslim edition of the O-tato head.

  7. lol! This is so funny! Great Job!

  8. JC

    My daughter just pointed out he really is a potato…brown on the outside…white on the inside…LOL….

    President Potato Head…..I love it….

  9. JC> Your daughter is hilarious.

  10. Looking at the image of Mr. Potato head and Barack Hussein Obama – I have to say that they already have the same ears and teeth. Just turn Mr. Potato head’s smile upside down, and find some angry eyebrows and frown lines… take off that hat and replace it with pubes… Voila. O-tato head.

  11. Haha. All of Mr. Potato head’s accessories are stored in his ass.

    Betcha the same is true for Barack Hussein Obama.

  12. JC

    LOL…yes there is alot crap in that butt….LOL

  13. Wonder what ELSE has ventured… into…

    Oh God. Again with the vomit.

  14. Common Hypnotism

    He can’t store his accessories in his ass, Larry Sinclair has his stored there.

  15. Unless Barack Hussein Obama is the pitcher.
    Larry Sinclair just might be a catcher.

    Hell. Just start using Michelle’s ass as a storage unit.

  16. Fishleg

    I knew this was the doing of soros.He also had chuck shooomer cause runs on banks just before the primaries. Bush and Cheney knew it too….a bunch of other “republicans”, too.
    soros is a child of cain.The synagogue of satan.

  17. nawanawanga

    The Beige Hitler’s lips are especially purple lately. Very cocariffic.

  18. Fishleg

    He’s like a Chow…

  19. Maybe he’s having medical issues. Didn’t he develop a “tick”?

  20. JC

    Oh you said tick…I thought you said something that rhymes with tick….LOL

  21. Vicki

    * laughing*

    This was “too” funny … At last, Obama is captured as his ‘real’ self… :-)

  22. Akira

    “The TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh the TIME for TALK is OVER … drone drone drone blah blah blah mumble mumble mumble uhh uhh uhh “

  23. Fishleg

    Chows get ticks…

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